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QA January Memes

Some QA Poetry

In honor of Burn's Night, here are some QA Memes in poetry form.

Poems

QA Bar Joke

QA Bar Joke 2

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Gregory Boyle's advice, "If you can't fix it, feature it."

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John Deere has a saying - Quality is Cost and Cost is Quality

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I created this using a poem generator.

The Buggy And Risky Code

A Poem by qa

Whose code is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite happy though.
Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,
I watch him laugh. I cry hello.

He gives his code a shake,
And laughs until his bellyaches.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.

The code is buggy, risky and deep,
But he has promises to keep,
After cake and lots of sleep.
Sweet dreams come to him cheap.

He rises from his gentle bed,
With thoughts of kittens in his head,
He eats his jam with lots of bread.
Ready for the day ahead.

 

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